police?

crap.

just got home from work.

i was driving back home after fetching olivia.

then a police stopped me at the middle of the road, and told me thatI went overboard at 92.

crap, i didn’t even realise that i speed-ed. ok, i was wrong, i admit that.

and he wanted to charge me rm300 and i begged him and say i don’t have that money to pay because last month i got robbed (i’m not kidding).

he then told me to take off my clothes and TUNJUK (show) him sexy-sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?!?!?

i stoned for a while and asked myself, why are the police nowdays acting like this?

conversations are as follows:

E: i tak tao macam mane nak tunjuk ni. i dah pakai skirt ni tak cukup seksi ke? (I dont know how, and i already wore a skirt, isn’t this sexy enough?)

Police: ah-lah, tu, buka baju tu! (ah, take off your clothes!)

E: eh, mane boleh, jika i buka pun tak ada apa apa nak tengok. ahlah, jangan la charge I. minta maaf ye. bagi chance skit. I tinggal RM27 je. (even if i take it off, there’s really nothing to see. please do not charge me, and give me a chance. I left RM27 in my wallet)

Police: Ish, tu buka la baju ngan tunjuk sexy sexy. (Ish, just take off your clothes and show me some sexi-ness wtf)

E: tak leh, tak tahu. (No, i don’t know)

Police: Bagi RM100. (Give me RM100)

E: last month i kena robbed semua wang, sekarang tinggal rm27 je, macam mane la I dapat bagi you RM100? (i just got robbed last month, all my money gone, now only left RM27, how am i supposed to pay RM100?)

Police: lain kali, pakai seksi sikit! (Next time, wear abit more sexy!)

E: ok (wtf)

Police (Angry) : ok pi.. (ok, go..)

-

ppp

CRAP!

can i just move out of this country. this is scary s***!

how can a police ask such a thing to a girl… ??

F*** U police, you can su** my non-existence b*lls!

p/s: no kidding, i got robbed last month. please don’t ask me for money wtf.

p/p/s: i’m annoyed! grrrrrrrrrrrr….

39 Responses to “police?”

  1. Daniel Says:

    so WTF case….

  2. adrianlee Says:

    WTF!!?? Ask him to suck mine!

    Did u get his name or details? Should lodge a report against the asshole. How did he know what speed u were travelling at? If it’s an operation, there should be a group of them and a single asshole. I think he’s just roaming around preying on the innocent to get some pocket money.

  3. Ruby Says:

    wtff!! Did u get his name or some sort?!!! Bloody sue him kaokao #$@#$&%*!!! Babi jantan tak guna punya polis!! Imej aper yang diaorang nak tunjuk harr?!! BAHRUA!! BABI!!!

  4. Yatz Says:

    wtfknnccb

  5. Helmut Lim Says:

    wtf…..
    speechless….

  6. J@s0n Says:

    wtf!!!

  7. Reiko Says:

    Walao!!! What kind of police is this??? And this kind of people is going to protect us from harm??? OH NO!!!!!
    I don’t want to live in this country too!!!!
    WTF!!!!!

  8. ashley Says:

    wa liu….
    they really asked u to bukak?!
    fark man……..
    tell ur boss, change job !!!
    no more working late nights..

  9. hikaru Says:

    fuiyohh,.tunjuk sexy sexy laa..hehe..

  10. sheon Says:

    why am i not surprised? our police force is despicable and full of freaking low life…..

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  12. CraSH Says:

    whoaa….. thats totally morally wrong!! and he is a cop…. maybe a fake cop!! anyway, it is good to know that nothing happened and you are safe.

    yeah i agree with ruby!! and next time you should look for his number.. usually on his shoulder or a name tag….
    well, next time be more careful when driving alone especially at night.

  13. Tzy Wen Says:

    Damn this is seriously too much man. They need to implement on board cameras to monitor their behavior and stop these kind of things from happening

  14. Kei Says:

    WTF!
    Last time rasuah now want tunjuk sexiness? WTF IS THIS.
    Next time straight ask for sex already. Diu.

  15. spectre Says:

    Another Duit kopi cop with er sicko personality. Always if possible note his number n rank . Can report that fella for rasuah

  16. sk Says:

    this is really sick. i really wonder in time of emergency, should i really call these worthless shits to help…

  17. Sandra Wong Says:

    what the fuck!!! i agree with you, this country is very sick!!!

    actually you can scare him by taking out your phone and pretend to take a video of him while he says that word, and say you already copied down his number, and you can report it to the police with you dad or something.

    thats what i did when the police stop me for no reason, but didnt ask me take cloths off laaa! he wants me to give him money, but i dont wanna give, and i took out my phone and pretend to call the inspector. he was so freak off!!! then he let me go! LOL

  18. Aimz Says:

    wtf?! Thank god first of all you are OK. Grrrrr i’m sooo pissed…… This is one of the reason’s i hate cops….or rather don’t trust ‘em esp in m’sia.. Maybe my statement is a little overboard (even if I had some not so good encounters with them police here) but we can’t deny these sorts of things happening even if society says ‘yeah it happens’ or ‘not all, some..’, and then just simple ACCEPT it. wtf man. Even the ‘small’ stuff like bribing…not small! And in your case its just bludi unacceptable..!!
    Seriously Eri, I’m just glad you got out of that safely…!!

  19. Kelvin Says:

    Always lookout for their staff number. Should anything go wrong, you can report on them.

  20. johnnytai Says:

    wtf? U got get his name or not? must make a bloody report on that guy weh. Dun think that the police station would do anything..but maybe the town council could take action againts it.

  21. copykate Says:

    eee wtfreak shameless police!

  22. Eelaine Boo Says:

    WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME! -______- This kind off police pun ada..

  23. dillon Says:

    sad to say.. you are not the first person encounter this.. could be from the same police guy or those inside the same group.. however do note that you have ur right and u can always get the saman rm 300 which will be levied off at rm150 rather than succumb to his pervert act and lose ur dignity in ur process..

    i would suggest you this in future encounter.. the moment enter ur car, take out ur phone put it at the passenger side.. also “shortcut key” ur phone camera for fast accesss video recording.. it proove useful… after the police left with his nonsense then u immediate say out the serial number of his tag…

    a traffic police by all means his serial number must be visible all the time regardless of whatsoever reason.. if they hide using their sling leather belting.. u for sure kNOw they are “after something else” and tough your way out… if they insist wanna saman u.. then take the saman coz they need to write down their name, their rank and their serial number at the saman… the best is record down all of this… and send it to the press direct and one copy to bukit aman notifying them u also send one copy to press.. then they will force to take action against the culprit… lastly.. we live in BOLEH land

  24. SAMMI Says:

    I’m feel very disappointed and ashame with the kind of attitude of that police. In fact, we cannot deny that many Malaysian police are working hard daily and night in order to solve the cases of society. Its my real experience since i’m a police officer. If we on duty 24 hours, we will work from 8am until midnight. I have a experience that when i on 24 hours, i’m started to work from 8am until the next day 5am and just only having one meal. After that, we will have to attend meeting on the next day 8am in order to brief cases to our boss. See !!!!!!!…….All of our effort will not notice by the public except the victims of that particular case. Its really unfair to those police who really do their job.

    I’m not trying to give excuse to that police (as notice above), what can i say is that we (young generation police officer) will try to build up the reputation of Malaysian Police!!! We hope that public will recognise the effort of police in the future.

    Thank you.

  25. Polis Says:

    Ala, gambar profile lu seksi mah, haha.

    Jumpa lagi! :P

  26. How Keat Says:

    Is herrestment, if you recorded the conversation and remembered his name, you can sue him.

    CRAB, i feel wanna slap him.

    The other day they stop me for no reason and charging me going into wrong lane, it was near CNY and they want Ang Pao.

    I having a bill to prove I was coming out from car park but not cutting in from road, so he can’t do anything.

    Fxck.

    Jz ignore those ask for tunjuk tunjuk. If they charge you speedy, you ask them to show picture, or kirim saman to your house.

    If they do not have evidence, you don’t need to pay any. RM300 for kopi? Fxck him la.

  27. Eri Peng Says:

    dear all, noted with thanks.

    dear sammi, i’m just terrified, i m not sure who to trust anymore.

    dear polis, even if my profile pic is sexy, it does NOT mean i have to tunjuk you sexy ok? oh btw, i hope not to jumpa you.

  28. Tey Cindy Says:

    REMEMBER 2 TAKE DOWN BADGE NUMBER DUDETTE! Since U seem 2 allllwayyysss have crap business with fucking shit cops!

  29. Edge Says:

    Hi there,

    next time if you are harassed by the police and they ask you for money. Just let them summon you but don’t sign the summon. After which you can appeal the summon and in this case, go lodge a complain against the officer for sexual harassment.

    regards,

  30. thiamhin Says:

    next time, remember his number and name….
    i will make sure that this bugger will get this bugger fixed

  31. rascal Says:

    Stupid fucker, what kind of stupid Malaysia police is this?
    SOme more another officer give an excuse…what work too long hour…yada yada.
    All these is not the excuse to herrest people! argh………..so disappointed with this kind of idiot!

  32. abd Says:

    WTF!!!! Next time ask him to show u identification la… or take your phone out to take photo of his mutherfuckin face. or u just tell him to give you the summon and then take a photo of his face later or even the car where u can see the number plate.

    Tunjuk sexy… fuckers man all these malaysian police. Instead of doing their jobs, they go around taking people’s money, asking young girls to tunjuk sexy…. what the fuck is wrong with this country man… No wonder illegal immirgrants are free to roam this country, free to rob, rape and murder, heck, even the high level politicians can murder and get away with it wat right?

  33. thiamhin Says:

    dear rascal, there will be a few good officers left in the force…
    if the govt decide to flush out the rotten eggs, our country will only left with 30% of the existing force..
    even tun haniff mention this

  34. MALAYSIA BOLEH Says:

    Edge,

    “next time if you are harassed by the police and they ask you for money. Just let them summon you but don’t sign the summon. After which you can appeal the summon and in this case, go lodge a complain against the officer for sexual harassment”

    will this work? they still will issue you the summon, end up still the same right need to paid..! malaysia police boleh !

  35. yapkevin Says:

    they dont have the money to go prostitution meh??? how can they ask our eri to take off cloths??? wtf?? hows life … smile!!!

  36. Eri Peng Says:

    thiamhin – lol

    msia boleh – yaya.. boleh

    yapkevin – maybe.. … ya how can right wtf

  37. jen Says:

    if i straight away slap him d.. wtf……….. memalukan negara!

  38. Steven Luck Says:

    OMG…!!! WTF!!! What a police…. oh my….. even worse than the police here, I guess… Such a rubbish, garbage… phew… The next time you meet such thing, there’s actually a trick to make him somekinda afraid to do such thing. Just pretend you are an important person, or you know an important person. At first, ask his name, and talk politely, as if you’re not afraid of him. And, in the conversation, keep mentioning his name when talking to him. Actually there’re still a lot of tips, but can’t mention it one by one here.. The more you’re afraid of him, the worse it’ll become, such a rubbish police.. phew…

  39. patricksars Says:

    wah…….hamsap police…

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