crap.
just got home from work.
i was driving back home after fetching olivia.
then a police stopped me at the middle of the road, and told me thatI went overboard at 92.
crap, i didn’t even realise that i speed-ed. ok, i was wrong, i admit that.
and he wanted to charge me rm300 and i begged him and say i don’t have that money to pay because last month i got robbed (i’m not kidding).
he then told me to take off my clothes and TUNJUK (show) him sexy-sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF?!?!?
i stoned for a while and asked myself, why are the police nowdays acting like this?
conversations are as follows:
E: i tak tao macam mane nak tunjuk ni. i dah pakai skirt ni tak cukup seksi ke? (I dont know how, and i already wore a skirt, isn’t this sexy enough?)
Police: ah-lah, tu, buka baju tu! (ah, take off your clothes!)
E: eh, mane boleh, jika i buka pun tak ada apa apa nak tengok. ahlah, jangan la charge I. minta maaf ye. bagi chance skit. I tinggal RM27 je. (even if i take it off, there’s really nothing to see. please do not charge me, and give me a chance. I left RM27 in my wallet)
Police: Ish, tu buka la baju ngan tunjuk sexy sexy. (Ish, just take off your clothes and show me some sexi-ness wtf)
E: tak leh, tak tahu. (No, i don’t know)
Police: Bagi RM100. (Give me RM100)
E: last month i kena robbed semua wang, sekarang tinggal rm27 je, macam mane la I dapat bagi you RM100? (i just got robbed last month, all my money gone, now only left RM27, how am i supposed to pay RM100?)
Police: lain kali, pakai seksi sikit! (Next time, wear abit more sexy!)
E: ok (wtf)
Police (Angry) : ok pi.. (ok, go..)
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CRAP!
can i just move out of this country. this is scary s***!
how can a police ask such a thing to a girl… ??
F*** U police, you can su** my non-existence b*lls!
p/s: no kidding, i got robbed last month. please don’t ask me for money wtf.
p/p/s: i’m annoyed! grrrrrrrrrrrr….